raptortooth:

wagwias:

Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

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And those who took it like this:

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SCIENCE MADE DINOSAURS PERFECT I WILL FIGHT YOU

chocoincognito:

XENOBLADE CHRONICLES - ACE+ VS DMX - ONE WHO GETS ON OUR FLOOR

You never even knew it, but you were waiting your entire lives for this

"What is with you and shooting things?!"

"I-I’m a gunslinger!"

Party Fighter to Party Gunslinger (via outofcontextdnd)

Wizards aren’t allowed to have wives but they are allowed to have parents, and many of them go back to the old home town for Hogswatch Night or Soul Cake Thursday, for a bit of a sing-song and the heart-warming sight of all their boyhood bullies hurriedly avoiding them in the street.

Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)

(Source: scitchet)

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.