zeico:

romanoffblitzer:

K.O.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLxPwMcnzg)

I CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FLAVORTEXT

zeico:

romanoffblitzer:

K.O.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLxPwMcnzg)

I CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FLAVORTEXT

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Douglas Adams (p 227)

(Source: interstellarclaire)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’
IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.
IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
‘What if she cuts herself?’
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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extrememediocrity:

paigeirl:

chibisokka:

ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

Vaporwave.

thechosenjuan

http://yourplayersaidwhat.tumblr.com/post/82924814258/fighter-we-should-throw-a-copy-of-the-holy-book

yourplayersaidwhat:

Fighter: We should throw a copy of the holy book at the alter to see if it sets off the trap. I’ve got a pretty good arm…

Cleric: (sarcastically) Sure, why don’t we just take the skull of the deceased Father over there, throw that?

Fighter: That’s actually a really good idea!

Cleric: Don’t…