Our perpetually drunk dwarf trying to save our dragonborn (via outofcontextdnd)
Player: What are we going to do now? Plot hooks don’t just drop out of the sky.
DM: A winged cat with an arrow in its leg falls onto the road in front of you. There’s a scroll tied around its neck.
Player: Or maybe they do…
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
here is the opening to Attack on Titans but with bike horns.
thank you based redsuspendershoothoot for the idea/request
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, hold down select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to its original resolution.
"Get back in John the Baptist’s head, you!"
—Rippers character reprimanding a demon she carried in a reliquary